It’s exam time yet again, so what? I should be surrounded
with books and notes around me and with my glasses on I should be struggling to
get things into my head and try to finish the portion, but here I am writing a blog
post. This because, I deserve it! Now there is no TV around me that I go relax
on the couch and shuffle through the channels, so I have my laptop and my blog
to cheer me up in the times of such distress. Oh, how much I miss home, how
every time I would be tired of the book in front of me, I would just casually
walk towards the kitchen, open the refrigerator door and glance through the
items in it and then close it and do absolutely nothing. And I know it’s not
just me who does this, everyone of you has done it once at least.. And when I find
nothing, time for the ultimate rescue, Mom! Drag her all the way to the kitchen
to make me something delicious and more interesting than those stacks of books
to which I have to return to. Damn, I miss those times.
Sometimes I just wonder, why does everything have its different
sets of pros and cons? So since there is no mom and no kitchen and no TV, I rely
on twitter for a change in the monotonous mood. Twitter is just like that live
newspaper where it’s not just about the serious plots and issues, it’s also
about how people have the talent to find humor in everything possible on earth.
And FYI, hash-tags are just meant for twitter, so If you trying to be cool on
facebook using a hash-tag, I term you as not so cool!
After I joined twitter,
actually let me be precise, after I became completely active on twitter I realized
there are not just stereotyped two kinds of people in this world, there are
more than you can think of. The grammar Nazis are the best ones, they just
cannot tolerate even a single mistake in English language. It’s like their job
till death to bring perfection in English language. Then there are those who
can make you definitely smile or even laugh at their tweets, it’s an incredible
talent I feel. To make someone cry is nothing but make someone laugh is an art.
Then there are those who just have to make you feel their presence by cracking
their ridiculously so called lame jokes. They assume it to be funny themselves but
then yet again, let the truth be hidden.
Some of my friends twitter complicated, but I say it’s hell
easier than facebook. Twitter is fast, simple and to the point. The 140
character limit per tweet is one of the plus points, stops you from yapping too
much. You might even find people matching your wavelength and you will turn out be
great twitter pals once you click with them. Post joining twitter, you might
find the celeb accounts. Follow them if you really want to stay put with their
regular life. Also, I have got half of my Vodafone problems solved through
twitter, believe it or not! They are fast and reply to you immediately. And last
but not the least, there are the universal creeps who have hijacked every social
networking site with their gay, “hi”, “hello”, “follow me”, blah blah crap.
They are hell bored in life I assume. Now comes the best part of this site, the
handle. Unique handles are something that is an attention seeker. I have so
many which I love. If you are on twitter, follow them, they are my favorites:
Trust me you will have an insane time. Your timeline will be
kickass and you will never get bored if you are in a lecture, meeting or in a
journey. So what you waiting for, join twitter and leave liking, commenting
behind. It’s time for some retweets, favorites and following!
Oh yeah, follow
me too, https://twitter.com/TheBongHandle
:P <-- publicity
Now I will be back to my monotonously boring textbooks. L oh how much I hate
exams!